2012 was yet another year of austerity for Shades of Caruso. Unsurprising. This was, after all, a year in which the global economic meltdown even brought about the cancellation of a universally popular but prohibitively expensive TV show like CSI: Miami – the show so important and groundbreaking that it led to the creation of this blog. If the endlessly dynamic and gestalt-shattering adventures of Horatio Caine are no longer considered profitable enough to keep on the air, then what hope the rest of us? As belts were tightened disposable income vanished, and it looked like I wouldn’t be able to buy enough music to justify a post celebrating anything. In 2011 I vanished into a jazz hole for most of the year; this year I couldn’t even afford to do that.
And then came Spotify, many years after everyone else began using it, and that all changed. The tenner a month I spent on that was possibly the best money I spent all year, transforming a dour work environment into a wonderland of musical exploration. I could listen to even more jazz! I could try out albums I would never have bothered with otherwise! I could go back and catch up on stuff I should have heard years ago! The other night I was justifiably unhappy as I read yet more bad press about the poor, beleaguered BBC, before Spotify swooped in and gave me the chance to compare the Menier Chocolate Factory cast recording of Sunday In The Park With George with the original Broadway recording. This might seem like small consolation at 4 in the morning, but to realise that the lovely Daniel Evans version of Finishing the Hat was actually not even as lovely as Mandy Patinkin’s rendition, with more grandiose orchestral backing, was a revelation.
At times this year I’ve wondered how I’d get through the night, but Spotify turned this around. Yes, the funding model for bands is appalling, and I appreciate that the system is not anywhere near perfect yet, though some of the bands I’ve enjoyed this year might even have made something in the region of $3 at the very least thanks to repeated listens. You’re welcome, Grimes, by the way. Hopefully this can be resolved soon; I can’t afford to buy all of the albums I’ve enjoyed this year, but I’ve tried to pimp out the stuff I’ve loved, in the hope that someone else would pick up my financial slack. Nevertheless, the guilt I feel is almost completely wiped out by the relief I feel at keeping my interest in music alive. The amount of variety I’ve experienced as a result means all of my lists here are larger than usual; a consequence of the revolution in my head.
Best Albums:
20. Blunderbuss - Jack White
19. Slaughterhouse - Ty Segall Band
18. Nootropics - Lower Dens
17. Put Your Back N 2 It - Perfume Genius
16. Bend Beyond – Woods
15. The Only Place – Best Coast
14. Just To Feel Anything – Emeralds
13. Cancer For Cure – El-P
12. Lonerism - Tame Impala
11. Reign of Terror – Sleigh Bells
10. Among The Leaves - Sun Kil Moon
9. Lost Songs - …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
8. Celebration Rock - Japandroids
7. Major – Fang Island
6. Total Loss - How To Dress Well
5. America - Dan Deacon
4. Visions – Grimes
3. Spooky Action at a Distance - Lotus Plaza
2. Shields - Grizzly Bear
1. Channel Orange – Frank Ocean
Best Singles:
10. Dark Parts - Perfume Genius
9. Myth – Beach House
8. Anchor - Tu Fawning
7. Year of the Glad – Marnie Stern
6. I’ll Be Alright – Passion Pit
5. The House That Heaven Built - Japandroids
4. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
3. I’m Shakin’ – Jack White
2. Thinkin About You - Frank Ocean
1. Sleeping Ute – Grizzly Bear
Best Album Tracks:
20. Anchor – Future of the Left
19. Goddess Eyes II – Julia Holter
18. Five Seconds – Twin Shadow
17. Hollywood Forever Cemetary Sings - Father John Misty
16. Wait - DIIV
15. The Place I Live - Mount Eerie
14. Backseat Freestyle – Kendrick Lamar
13. Is It Honest? – Woods
12. Drones Over Bklyn – El-P
11. Catatonic – …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
10. Half Gate – Grizzly Bear
9. Asunder - Fang Island
8. Lots - Dan Deacon
7. & It Was U – How To Dress Well
6. Be Above It – Tame Impala
5. Crush – Sleigh Bells
4. Bad Religion – Frank Ocean
3. Monoliths – Lotus Plaza
2. Monkey Riches – Animal Collective
1. Genesis – Grimes
Best Album Cover of the Year: Clear Moon – Mount Eerie
Hear me out. It might seem like a really boring cover, but this image of a mountain on a bright moonlit night, shrouded in mist, when coupled with the atmospheric sounds of this exceptional album, have propelled me into a reverie many times this year, transforming any number of sullen tube trips into magical journeys. It might not be an iconic image, but it captures the sound of the album so perfectly it’s like a window into frontman Phil Elverum’s head.
Worst Album Cover of the Year: Tempest – Bob Dylan
Worse than Good As I Been To You. Worse than Empire Burlesque. There are just no words.
Disappointment of the Year: Centipede Hz – Animal Collective
Were it by any other band I would have loved this but Animal Collective are coming off a trio of albums so impressive they topped my lists in each of the years they were released. Not a bad album, per se, but only the mighty Monkey Riches supplied their usual chaotic uplift.
Most Hypnotically Troubling Album of the Year: Among The Leaves – Sun Kil Moon
Mark Kozelek might not be the biggest artist in the world, and might even survive in most people’s minds as little more than a punchline, but to his fans he’s a constant, the writer of songs both epic in size and intimate in scope, a droning (in a good way) background noise to our lives. It’s impossible to love him and not know that the guy is often pretty spiky and unhappy, but Among The Leaves, the latest on his own Caldo Verde label and a continuation of his post-Admiral Fell Promises “minimalist” period, finds him even more troubled by, and resentful of, his lack of success, reminiscing about happier times in a way so excoriating and unpleasantly honest that it becomes almost masochistic to listen to. Nevertheless, his lyrics have become sharpened to a point and those sparse arrangements are now counterpoints to that frankness, and if the soundscapes of his past might have disappeared as a result of budgetary constraints, the new phase in his career might bring about a critical renaissance. If people can handle the escalation in the scale of his self-loathing, that is.
Favourite Vocal Performance of the Year: No One Like You – Best Coast
Favourite Middle-Eight of the Year: Regalia – Fang Island
Most Darkly Funny Track of the Year: UK Blues – Sun Kil Moon
Most Emotionally Wrenching Track of the Year: Set It Right – How To Dress Well
Best Opening Track of the Year: I Know It’s Pathetic But That Was The Greatest Night Of My Life - Sun Kil Moon
Best Closing Track of the Year: In The End Is The Beginning - Lower Dens
Best Throwback To The Glory Days Of Tangerine Dream: Everything Is Inverted – Emeralds
Most Gratefully Received Return To Form: The Sound Of the Life Of The Mind – Ben Folds Five
Best Video of the Year: True Thrush – Dan Deacon
Best Albums I Heard This Year For The First Time, And Yes, I Know Some Of These Are Shocking Omissions But Gimme A Break, At Least I Got There In The End, Okay?:
20. Q. Are We Not Men? A. We Are Devo - Devo
19. The Golden Age of Apocalypse - Thundercat
18. Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel – Atlas Sound
17. Low – David Bowie
16. Open and Close – Fela Kuti
15. Requiem For My Friend – Zbigniew Preisner
14. Post-Nothing – Japandroids
13. Alligator – The National
12. Childish Prodigy – Kurt Vile
11. White Light / White Heat – The Velvet Underground
10. Ghosts of the Great Highway – Sun Kil Moon
9. Swim - Caribou
8. Talking Heads 77 - Talking Heads
7. Freedom of Choice - Devo
6. King of the Beach – Wavves
5. Tarot Sport - Fuck Buttons
4. Plastic Beach - Gorillaz
3. I Get Wet - Andrew WK
2. Treats – Sleigh Bells
1. Alive 2007 – Daft Punk
And for those who have Spotify and want to give any of these a try without having to deal with YouTube’s ads, here’s a link to a playlist of 60 songs.
FAO those who are waiting for the multipart Listmania! film lists (and much to my surprise, apparently there are people waiting on them, which is massively flattering), I’m working on them up until the last minute to pack in as many movies as possible. They should be done by the time the next scheduled apocalypse comes around. Or at least earlier than the UK release of the majority of the most critically acclaimed films of the year yes I know I complain about this every year but goddamnit my Twitter timeline is all Django this and Bigelow that and I’m allowed to pout, okay?


































